A LUMBERJACK'S WOE: SPICE RACK REHAB

This here situation is worse than a rotten log pile. My spice rack, she’s seen better days. Used to be well-kept, like a fresh cut of lumber. Now? It's a wreck of dusty jars and broken bottles. I can't even dig out the cumin when I need it for my famous campfire coffee. This ain't just a here kitchen crisis, this is an existential quandary. I got